Letters to God from an Overentitled First-World Girl in her Twenties (Vol I, Part I)
Please help me become less of a pretentious fucktard.
Sincerely, your greatest creation (jk),
Roya
Please help me become less of a pretentious fucktard.
Sincerely, your greatest creation (jk),
Roya
The darker the flesh, the deeper the roots.
that I am as addicted to “The Nine Lives of Chloe King” as I am. Blaming the summer TV drought.
On a side note, Benjamin Stone can hit it.
Dear God,
Thank you for blessing me with these birthing hips. Your contribution to my life happiness is much appreciated.
IĀ fucking hate you,
Roya