Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American →
epidilius: Game prep: Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle. Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…
Going to QP for sangria as a study break during...
onetimeatqueens: My studious friends are like: My housemates and I are like:
An Exercise In Lying:
Me In Reality: I fucking hate all of you. Why are you talking to me? Am I supposed to care about you? Leave me alone. I just want to read. The glass is not half full, it's half empty. You are all beneath me.
Me On A Job App: I am so perky. I love being around people and talking to strangers. In fact, I often start random conversations with strangers. I basically shine rainbows and unicorns and happiness. Selling stuff to people? I am EXCELLENT.